Venus Zippertrap

1/7/19

That just begs an answer to a bigger question...

1/6/19

Can you start a heart with them?

1/6/19

“Very strong Bourbon” is an oxymoron. There’s a legal limit of 62.5% ABV, or 125 proof.

1/6/19

You know it’s not about making you more secure, but at making you feel more secure. Humans want to see that something is done, whether that something is helpful or not.
If it stops some people from going hysterical at an airport, or fearfully accusing their fellow travellers, then it’s a plus. If they can’t have…

1/6/19

My obituary will read “no one’s wife and mother of none is dead; therefore, no one cares.”

1/6/19

The illustration picture is a bad (or good) example.
1.3 + 1.4 = 2.7. Rounded due to potential measurement errors gives 1 + 1 = 3.

1/6/19

What if someone shows you that you’re wrong in that?

1/6/19

You’re wrong. It’s “flak jacket”, not flack. Flak is short for “Fliegerabwehrkanone”.

1/6/19

What kind of crappy voice recognition did you use to write this?

1/6/19

(I know I’m replying to a necrothread, but anyhow)

1/5/19

I found my dream home as a small house on a much larger piece of land. I like that it’s small - it’s less to clean and maintain, and I can spend more time outdoors than penned up inside.

1/5/19

Oh, thank you. Now I got that jingle stuck in my head, and I’ll be in perfect harmony for days. Evil Chelsea!

1/5/19

These aren’t hot dogs, but bratwurst. You don’t put them in tiny buns.

1/5/19

Can we see some pictures of the probe?

1/4/19

Explain. Decent food that is compatable with my dietary needs.

1/4/19

I like children. I just can’t eat a whole one.

1/4/19

In Ireland it used to be “No Children After 7pm”, it’s now been changed to 10pm.

1/4/19

Also, the word “bouncy” indicates that this is not a child who will sit still to be seen and not heard...

1/4/19

But you not tipping because someone at an adjoining table is making a mess isn’t fair

1/4/19

His messes, which involve smearing food on the table, don’t affect the other clientele.