Eat your hearts out, Swiss.

Eat your hearts out, Swiss.

Nuts haven’t been vilified by people who fear gaining an ounce.

The only allergy I have is hazelnut. No other tree nut bothers me. I sympathize with your “oddly specific” allergy.

These are the morons who say they are allergic to tomatoes and then eat ketchup on their fries.

curious—do you have a better term for those who want to throw children in baby jails and believe in ethnic cleansing?

Nah, it’s just good old solipsism combined with binary thinking.

People who will use any article to immediately throw out their pro-Trumpian, anti-SJW, anti-minority creeds is a reminder of this.

My first thought was, “Who puts jelly in with meat?”

Have you tried any Ribes berry family jams? Like gooseberry (not Chinese gooseberry, but real gooseberry), redcurrant or blackcurrant?
Concord grape is like a simple syrup in comparison.

Of course, bourbon is already sweet, so asking for bourbon is pretty much saying you like something sweet. Now if he’d asked for a good rye...

Experienced vaper here: just wanted to point out that your use of the word smoke instead of steam misunderstands the vaping technology.

Rolling your own (and proper rolling, so it won’t overheat or get soggy) has one distinct advantage: You don’t spend hours cleaning the paraphernalia. And with proper hashish and not pot leaves or skunk, there’s far less throat and lung irritation.

Do people get married like they buy a pair of socks?

I was nervous at my wedding because I hate public speaking. My wife is the same way.

My wife and I have been married 22+ years, and we very often tell each other, “Man, I picked well.”

Take it from me, the pre-marriage woes are the easy ones. The hard times are still to come, usually 5-10 years into the marriage when one or both panics and fears being tied down forever with no way forward anymore.
There will be good times too, for sure. And most of all you’ll gain a feeling of “home” that isn’t there…

Lard and gelatin cookies aren’t that uncommon

Also, if in one of the countries where there is a bathroom attendant, don’t forget to tip!

Take it from someone who worked at both pubs, restaurants and hotels - women’s bathrooms are typically a lot worse than men’s at the end of a night. Men might miss with a few drops, but at least they face in the right direction and can aim, while a lot of women pee standing too, and they can’t see where they hit. And s…

That’s about the only problem I have with women using the men’s bathroom - if they do, they need to be as quick about it as men tend to be, especially in front of the sink, which is usually within view of the urinals - not all men would be comfortable using a urinal where a woman can see.