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The Nobel Peace Prize is also awarded as an incentive, not just a reward. That was the case when it was awarded to the trio of Arafat/Peres/Rabin, as well as Obama.

The Nobel Peace Prize is different from the other Nobel prizes, not only because its awarded by Norway instead of Sweden, but because it can also be given as an incentive, not just for past accomplishments.

No, you’re just a liar who made a bad joke.

Another perk of getting older: you naturally last longer.

If you’re orgasming before she does, you’re a self centered asshat.

I think it’s about 15 mins including foreplay

There’s a grain of truth there. Why is lasting long before coming so desirable? Isn’t it better to come quickly and often? I mean, twenty minutes with four orgasms sounds more enjoyable than twenty minutes with just one.
If some women have a problem coming without extraordinary amounts of time spent, isn’t that a

I’m just not a big chocolate fan - can I have them without chocolate?

Are they required? Or just tempting. It’s amazing how many games have purchases that you never actually need...

Protein supplements that don’t say just which amino acids the proteins break down to are pretty worthless. There’s no benefit to a high dose of protein that breaks down to just one of the essential amino acids - then you might just as well eat sugar, because all the body can use it for is empty calories.

Protein supplements that don’t say just which amino acids the proteins break down to are pretty worthless. There’s

Nobody should have to register to vote. Other countries manage to hold elections without voter registration. The main difference is that in true democracies, the right to vote is inalienable, and not something you can lose by being convicted of anything they can make stick. So there’s no need to prove that you have

In-app purchases: $4.99 - $134.99 per item

I took a moment to consider just how it is pronounced. Soft G? Hard G? Do I drop the E or pronounce it?

Im old enough that one of the common coming-of-age presents when graduating from middle school was a hip flask. Problem solved.

Most of these seem like you could plausibly find them on a menu.

I can’t get over the fact that his first name is Tage.

As someone that’s worked with Canadians before on the job, there is plenty of them that aren’t as nice as pop culture makes them out to be.

That’s all great, and while Amazon’s product description would never say this, it’s also for fuckin’.

That’s all great, and while Amazon’s product description would never say this, it’s also for fuckin’.

A mix of whisky and orange La Croix is the taste equivalent of a child’s laughter

Say a juice says “100% real juice” you read the ingredients and juice is there below the stabilizers and preservatives.