Farmer’s Almanac.
Two red and one white corn cob.
A rope in the river.
A loofah.
Three seashells.
A washlet.
A bidet (which is not the same as a washlet).
Can anyone change ten dollars to singles?

I find it hard to believe that trump is actually capable of wiping his own ass.

I suppose that is the million dollar question—how is it stuck to his shoe? Because you know it’s not something as benign as chewing gum...

but it’s something that happens to everybody, not just him

Because not everyone has or owns a Switch. Just like not everyone has or owns a Switch.

Or the world cheapest sharpening system

Or the world cheapest sharpening system

You can also get a real two sided sharpening stone for under $10, which can sharpen your single edged Japanese knife, your acute angle filleting knife and your blunt angle cleaver. A fixed angle kitchen sharpener will ruin all of those.

You can also get a real two sided sharpening stone for under $10, which can sharpen your single edged Japanese…

Swedish surstömming is special. You’re adviced to open the tin under water, because it is under pressure from the fermentation, and can spray you and the surroundings with odiferous fermented fish goo. Typically served with fresh bread and potatoes, and a neverending round of “snaps”, a spiced liquor.
Singing happens.

I see your fish head soup, and raise you English stargazy pie:

Most chutneys here in the US have vinegar, but that’s not a requirement. It’s basically a pickled or spiced fruit jam, but can be pickled in other acids or even brines, or not pickled at all, just spiced.

Was your stepmother’s mother Danish, by any chance?
A traditional Danish dish is called “benløse fugle” (boneless birds):

How about we just nominate every Honda of the 80s and 90s. They’re so inoffensively, conservatively, attractive. Most of the time.

I think the E82 chassis will age gracefully - it still turns my head whenever I see it on the road. I particularly love the iconic round/ angel eyes headlight on it!

Cold pizza and bloody Mary’s for breakfast.

his Minnesota-Norwegian in-laws taped over all but one of the holes on the pepper shaker

Licorice only has one flavour, licorice flavour, which, to be fair, is usually actually anise.

It could be regional, like people in some regions calling everyone hon or luv. Perhaps there are some places outside Iceland[*] where using the given name is the norm. But I’m used to not being on first name until there at least has been an introduction and “please call me [name]”.

“Hello, little one...”

And will the wagon have a straight six version?

What I’d like to see is the hydrogen wankel from the early RX-7HE being added to an eletric vehicle. No need for petrol at all, only batteries and hydrogen, user switchable between electric, hydrogen, electric + hydrogen (power assist) or elecric + hydrogen (recharge).