The OP says “completely naked,” so I assume that means barefoot as well. Seems like that would be the biggest factor. Gravel, broken glass, a single Lego in the front yard...
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I guess I’m pretty dumb about this stuff, so I wish someone would give me the ELI5 answer (I’m not being facetious; I’m sure there is one that I’m just not seeing): what’s to keep a billionaire from fucking off and moving to Fiji or Costa Rica or some other warm, beautiful island between the day Liz Warren is elected…
This has introduced a fun little meta-game: How Low Can Your Light Level Go?
There’s a Steam page for it already that lists “Destiny 2” as September 17, alongside Shadowkeep, which is now available for pre-order there.
Just an update from the indie reel: Islands of Nyne: Battle Royale was released to Early Access on Steam on PC. After a few months, the developer, Define Human Studios, went broke. All development on the game ceased—other than adding the ability for others to run their own servers—and it was released free-to-play as-is…
There’s a genre of email I get on the regular that I call the “Everything BUT” letter.
You probably also think the Beach Boys sang “California Dreamin.’”
A fun new party game: Trump Tweet or FCC Complaint?
Good & Plenty is still around, available in both bags and boxes. It’s crucial that you avoid the boxes; there’s nothing preventing the air from turning the candy inside rock-hard. The bags can be harder to find, but completely worth the trouble. Your favorite giant online retailer has five pound bags for around $9.
Our nation’s lonely eyes turn to William “Actually, What Gary Johnson Meant To Say...” Weld.
I took a crack at cropping the pole vaulter photo and throwing it into Google Image Search. The actual photo shows up as a “similar image” and reveals that the person in the photo is... not named “Kimmel.” Pro tip for college admissions officers in the future.
“Try this, you can’t even taste the tomatoes.” Then why the fuck are they in there? If you can’t taste them, why did you put them in there?
If he’s worried about a roof over his head and three squares a day, revoking his bail could certainly help with that...
When I clicked on the headline, I was expecting the impetus for this article to be Tracy Wolfson on the field at the conclusion of Super Bowl LIII on Sunday night, putting Tom Brady in the bizarre position of crowd control to save her from harm.
Ugh, I can’t even look at those disgusting, repugnant signs. How dare they? How could they have ever dared to attempt to defile our national movie theaters with a cheap, terrible Inhumans television pilot? Have we no sense of right and wrong?
On the Joker voice: I’d always just figured that, since Chicago “played” Gotham in this film and the previous one, Heath Ledger decided to give a Chicago accent a try, ending up with something sounding like a sinister Elwood Blues.
Looks like your spell-check understands “compersion” as well as most monogamists!
I’m obsessed with the SNL opening credits. Is the concept that this is what these people would be doing at that moment if the show wasn’t on that night? How much input does the individual cast member have in where they end up going? Who decided to take Colin Jost to a firehouse? What is this place in Chinatown where…
Show me any source for this.