All we need is ONE PIN, RODNEY

Fun fact: during the Cold War, there was a concept known as “nuclear signaling,” in which the U.S. and the Soviet Union would each nuke one single city to let the other side know that they really meant business this time, as kind of a last chance for everyone to take a breath and back down before total thermonuclear…

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And then there’s this mixed message: each day during a Faction Rally, there’s an opportunity to earn bonus tokens by completing a Daily Challenge in the Director. On Tuesday and Thursday, the Daily Challenges were “Destroy Enemy Supplies In Lost Sectors On [$planet].” It’s taken me about five or six Lost Sector…

It makes me cry when Funny Sports Column Mailbag Podcast Daddy and Other Funny Sports Column Mailbag Podcast Daddy are fighting.

• “ON PERIOD, INSERTED NON-BIRTH CONTROL SPONGE IN VAGINA SO SHE COULD SWIM”

I got confused because the question says “a basketball,” and not “a basketball player.”

I got a 4K TV last year through a pretty sweet deal involving a liquidating retail brick-n-mortar... but the set doesn’t have HDR, so even I would vote “likely” in the second poll.

Crackdown 2 was everything Crackdown was, but less. Three gangs in the first game? Only one in the new game. All of those landmarks you loved climbing in Crackdown 1? They’re all rubble now. The whole improve-the-district mechanic? Gone. It’s almost as if they made the two games out of order.

The term “muppet” is a portmanteau of “marionette” and “puppet.” It alludes to Henson’s innovation of attaching sticks to the puppet’s arms, allowing the puppeteer to control them with one hand while the other hand controls the mouth. Bert, Grover, Elmo, Gonzo, and Kermit are hand-rod “muppets” in the technical sense.…

We’re actually more like 11 (or 12, since it seems that Yankeedom split in half last night):