The technical minutia and envelope pushing/bending is part of why I love F1 and haven’t been able to get into more spec series like Indy Car etc. Without it I’m left picking which spoiled short rich boy I dislike the least this week...

The impotent legal ravings and shenanigans Rich Energy will assuredly pull when this book gets released should be enough to fuel a follow up..

$400k fine and 15 points (probably reduced on appeal) for moving up to podium contender?

To be fair the heated leather seats thing may be a practical consideration. We once picked up some friends for a winter night out in my old Focus with the leather interior (baller SES trim) and my friend in the skirt actually cried out in shock at how cold the unheated back seats were on bare skin.

Stupid is very much implied

Someone needs to set up a booth on the outskirts of town offering will writing services, customizable pine boxes (chrome handles extra) and stock eulogies. Free samples below:

Ok yours is a newsletter I would subscribe to. That is an awesome (and heavy) purchase!

I was gonna say that and a jolly roger

Y’know, If I’m paying close to a million bucks for a “hypercar” I really would expect it to not to look like some popular mechanics tube frame beach-buggy with Tesla batteries strapped to the side under the bodywork...

Step right up folks, pop the seized wheel nuts and win a prize. Get all five for the giant cuddly helicoil...

Also concerning is what’s going to happen if someone decides to race sick (it’s just a little cough, I’ll be fine, put me in coach) then half way through the dehydration and exertion takes its toll and they make a bad move at a critical time....

Even worse is that you’ll have access the seat heaters etc through the touch screen or iDrive interface because they sure as hell won’t put dedicated buttons in for stuff you might not have.

They stopped believin’ 😥

Both will leak all over the floor...

I’m guessing it’ll be sort of how these looked in the 90s...

That old livery is like a nicely tailored suit vs the polyester golf shirt I posted

Oh look it’s another British Airways plane...

I think we have a winner! 🎉

Which of those would you say is fastest in a cross office sprint?