I love this! I've made the same reference before but that's a genius edit

Hydrogen is a dead end and trying to burn it in an IC engine is even sillier.

Did you use Raph’s beetle as the chase car for this review? Cos I’d love to see those two VW products parked side by side!

So long and thanks for all the fish! You walked into a toxic situation with senior management fucking up everywhichway and somehow managed to stabilize things - kudos. The site views look to be a shadow of where they were in years gone by but maybe with the bazillion popup ads they’re turning a profit. All the best. …

Its worth noting that Tesla doesn’t have a press department. In a very Musk move they just threw a hissy fit at being asked awkward questions and shut it down entirely.

Last time I tried the Drive’s comment section it was unusable on mobile. And that’s saying something when kinja is your baseline.

I think a Rick George tweet about Gawker launching with no comments is what precipitated this rumor. Seems like it’s ok, but I never overestimate the intelligence of the herbs in charge. Consider this a fire drill Opposite-lock.com to your right, discord to your left and The Drive over the wings.

Further digging suggests it may just be new Gawker going commentless but never overestimate the intelligence of this site’s owners

There’s rumours the Jalopnik comments section may soon be herb-murdered. If that happens you can find a bunch of us on opposite-lock. com

There’s rumours the Jalopnik comments section may soon be herb-murdered. If that happens you can find a bunch of us on opposite-lock. com

There’s rumours the Jalopnik comments section may soon be herb-murdered. If that happens you can find a bunch of us on opposite-lock. com

There’s rumours the Jalopnik comments section may soon be herb-murdered. If that happens you can find a bunch of us on opposite-lock. com

There’s rumours the Jalopnik comments section may soon be herb-murdered. If that happens you can find a bunch of us on opposite-lock. com

There’s rumours the Jalopnik comments section may soon be herb-murdered. If that happens you can find a bunch of us on opposite-lock. com

Never go full Goldblum during a race...

Neighbor karens, fake tow trucks, meth-heads, lawsuits and mayhem. Come join us on opposite-lock.com in case the full story never makes it to the main site for legal reasons.

I believe it. Years ago I took a research trip to Fes in Morocco and brought back my girlfriend a handbag made of camel leather from the famous local tanneries. That thing smelt like camel ass to the day we threw it out!

It’s the classic Disney kill the parents setup, cos unless the responsible adults are deceased or criminally negligent (lookin’ at you Bunta Fujiwara) you’re not going to get the necessary freedom and hijinks

Thanks Biden...?

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