It would be so easy to write out, the hypersleep chambers malfunctioned causing them to age, slowly over 100 years. Because of this Ripley had nightmares which was alien 3 and 4, she awakes lots in space looking much older, Hicks too.

Id like Facebook to have an option where you can send automatic posts after you have died. Just get a friend to text 55550 ZIM11 is dead WITHaSECRETcode to activate it.

Lol, just kidding, it would make a cool opening for some cheesy horror flick, I am actual a Buddhist and vegetarian.

Besides the smell of roast pork when you crack that thing open, my advice would be to RUN.

Beat me too it, nut I guess it not only produces free energy its could also a directional energy weapon., that only works in sunlight.

I loved aliens too, though I was 14, I`m sure I would of liked it if I was younger.

Easy fix, Aliens 3 + 4 was a hyper sleep dream, riply wakes up 100 years later.

Dam should say : vaccines are mind control serum

See it as a Darwin award, if you believe that vaxines are mind control serum that its only good that their family line ends.

Tell me more about this snake oil, does it protect against the reptilian shape shifting aliens that David Ike talks about ?

What just like

I have noticed in the UK they have started to use another gas, not sure what it is though, but the gas charges are the way to go anyway.

Does an insane talking toaster, count as a robot waiter ?

All it takes it one bolt of lightning to hit a server farm and then Johnny 5 is alive.

or we have this :

I don't think it was a virus that did it in independence day, Ill just troll and say it was a mac.

You should check out My wrongs, its all crazy and down with the voices.

Now I just want a new series of Strange Luck, no seen it for years, but I think it was good.

I don't think an AI would have the time to ponder if god exists or not with all the killing and more killing. How would it have the time ?