These guys are pieces of shit and I literally hope they all die in a fire. I don't mean that metaphorically, I actually wish that they were dead. And that includes the assholes who submit these pictures. Fuck all of them.

but Vtec Yo?

I prefer to keep the message simple.

YOU'RE DOING 69 WRONG

Great. I now just have to burn enough calories so someone will have sex with me. Womp womp.

The aftermarket (Sony Xplod?) stereo is an especially nice touch.

If memory serves me right, cutting the top off of the S30 platform has been a recipe for massive body twists and wiggles. Any stress cracks in the fiberglass yet? There will be...

This car reminds me of DD fake boobs on a skinny chick. Some folks may love them, but they never stop looking plastic and fake and like someone is trying way to hard. CP because I prefer my cars like my ladies, natural like God and Datsun made them.

Way to get out in front of that one ;)

"Dear oh dear, I feel so bad for Nick Saban right now."

- nobody

Yep. Yeah, totally the appropriate response to this piece. Definitely.

$15k can get you a great condition Mercedes-Benz 300TD W123 that'll last forever.

Perhaps in the spirit of the holidays. I've reconsidered, though.

I'm sorry but when I hear "Volvo Polestar", I automatically think "Swedish stripper".

Neutral: What Would Make You Buy A Camry?

My father owned a '80 Dodge Omni. He was bound and determined to get every penny he could extract from the car and so he kept it in good condition until my brother turned 16...

I wonder if a certain pen company is going to sweeten the pot with endorsement cash later on?

I personally predict an increase in office productivity; a barrage of soccer on TV will make the average American's job seem exciting and worthwhile by comparison ...

Jesus, does anyone anywhere on the face of the earth wallow in perpetual victimhood more than the typical American conservative? "Bloo a hoo hoo the internets said something mean about me, mommy!"

A logical step for VW. They already have standardized the failure of every electrical component in the car within 5 years of purchase.