I use the left and right side of the balls of my size 13 super wide feet. Quack quack.

Not a big fan of hill hold. I own a Subaru. You do the math. Good thing I’m in Texas so I don’t ever really get to experience it.

Fuck all these guys. There are plenty of unused an abandoned drag strips around this great land. Take it to the track. I love going fast just as much as the next normal guy, but everything has its time and place.

What does she crave these days? When my wife at that stage anything that allowed her to sit with her feet elevated was exactly what she wanted.

One of the many differences of living in a city of 13,000 versus 2,500,000. On this one small point I guess I win.

Hey Toyota, how about building a car we want to drive? #SupraNOW

what? you won’t swing over to the Texas panhandle? Cleveland is only a quick 20 hours away...

when you do your own oil changes and don’t know what to look for in a tie rod end, yes.

do they do an emissions check down there? In my county they don’t. They look under the car for a moment, drive it around the shop, slam on the brakes, and make sure the horn works. 7 bucks. 5 minutes. done.

Do you like guns? Does it make you feel safe to know that any one of the kids (21 or older) in your class could be carrying a concealed firearm?

Yup. I do just that. I moved here to TX with a focus wagon that had been through 10 Syracuse winters. I had the TX inspection place check how bad the rust was. The mechanic was from Michigan so he knew a thing or two about rust. Said my wagon was the worst he’d ever seen. Three days later I was the proud owner of a…

I always made sure the stuff I could do I did right before I took it in. I got dinged on the license plate bulb once. Never got raped on something I could fix again. Yes 31 bucks to change a bulb qualifies as automotive rape.

I hope they do more than drive your car around the block and slam on the brakes for your 48 dollars.

Woo Hoo!!! I’ll save seven whole dollars and 5 minutes a year now. Texas safety inspections were already joke. Thank you so much for this Senator Huffines!!!

totally. Melissa is WAY more indelibly linked to lowriders than say Cheech & Chong.

oh, but can carry a concealed handgun into your college classes? 

I found it quite by accident as well. I hit west knoxville and traffic was backed way up, so I headed down Hwy129 to avoid it having no idea of what was in store for me.

Shoot, I’ll put the AQ (asshole quotient) of my governor up against Cuomo any day of the week.

As great as the Tail o’ the Dragon is, it isn’t meant for fast driving. If the state troopers don’t get you, the trees will.

lemme guess 80k on the clock? EXP timing belts always broke every 80k. Thank goodness for noninterference engines.