I hear those covers and 99% of the time think, “stop being such a cheap bastard and spring for the real song by the real artist.”

Win your conference? Shit, be college football royalty instead.

Trump loves him some women. He grabs their pussies, right?

Prince, Madonna, Ballaban. ‘Nuff said.

he can drive at triple digit speeds, yet is unable to rotate phone 90 degrees.

Torchinsky for the win!

GLOBAL TEMPERATURES PLUNGE IN NORTHERN HEMISPHERE*

I’m living proof that the “friend zone” is real...very real.

physics is a bitch

gratuitous car porn!

Down here in Texas, we can carry guns to class. Yup, I feel safer already knowing that for 140 bucks anyone without a criminal record can carry a gun on a college campus.

Starred because I loves me some Pam Grier too.

It’s been years since I’ve seen Dolomite. There goes my productivity for today.

Did my part—2016 Subie Forester. It would be nice if I could have gotten it with the turbo, but all they make is the shitty ass fuck CVT.

...which will compete with the likes of the Dodge Durango and the Volkswagen Atlas

The exhaust note from these engines is so virile that it could serve as the soundtrack to a Chuck Norris fight scene.

or a long history with this site

Head: Flood damage title?

Al Franken would be straight up awesome. Smart, witty, & can think on his feet. With his improv chops, he would eviscerate any of the ass clowns the GOP could put up against him in the debates and on the campaign trail. Not saying that all GOP members are ass clowns, just the ones that might want to run for president.