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most don’t respect their fellow human, particularly if that fellow human looks different.

Trumplestiltskin says, “Screw all emissions requirements. I’m CEO of the USA now and you sorry bastards have to do as I order.”

ESPN don’t care. ESPN has Disney’s Star Wars money making machine behind it if you go far enough up the corporate ladder.

fuck Pete Carroll. Fuck Pete Carroll right in his stupid smarmy mouth and pull out just at the last second and splash that face with loads of jizz.

drunk on nostalgia? I remember these fondly too, particularly the ones where you rowed your own gears.

head south. Here let me give you a little inspiration for the trip:

My wife submitted largely on fruits while breastfeeding. When I finally worked up the nerve to taste the stuff, it was AWESOME! Liquid sugar. Preferred boob juice to the stuff from the cow. Better packaging and delivery system too.

Straight dude. My bobo isn’t getting honked unless it is coming straight outta the shower (see what I did there?). Her mandate, not mine. I like bobo being honked so if being clean is a prerequisite, awwww darn.

I used to do this except my cars were at the 600-900 dollar price point and were pieces of shit. They would last a semester then I’d get another one. I’d get 400 or so on trade and buy another P.O.S.

Fraiser’s apartment? Going away sad...

I was actually impressed by the gyro place I stumbled upon in a mall in Tulsa. I’d rather get my parents to come west as opposed to going east.

10mm, 12mm, and 13mm sockets and wrenches.

Who would you rather be? The Beatles or the Rolling Stones? I’ll take Velvet underground please.

It used to be funny. Like the Simpsons, Modern Family ran out of jokes years ago.

I’d pay to watch the wedding night.

I’ve enjoyed reading the recent articles about the 90's Mitsu line. I also read them with more than a twinge of remorse too. Those halcyon days are gone, and all folks want now are jacked up behemoths that are about as inspiring to drive as that pedal car I had when I was a kid.

That happened to a friend of mine. Except the people that took his car were drunk. Once they realized it wasn’t their car, they proceeded to thrash the ever living shit out of it until they wrecked it.

Subaru, the official car of Oregon, New England, and Colorado.

AND it make thwarting red light cameras much easier. I always carry my bike on the back of my car with the pedals adjusted that way officer...