I wish I could go 8 times a day. I’m too old for that shit anymore.

He is offering cases of beer...

That’s why you leave the engineering lab (if your schedule allows) and head over to where the social science majors hang out.

that is the case in Murfreesboro TN as well. In statistics, this would be a clear case of the normal distribution having fat tails...

I did my doctoral work at Clemson. The women there were hot.

I live in Texas. Most women here are so fat that, unless you’re into plumpers, you don’t want to see them topless. Not fat shaming, I just happen to not want to see obese women topless. I live in a college town.

It’ll run over an old lady at 55, but I can commit vehicular homicide for far far cheaper than this.

Head: What have we here? A cheap car?

It was dull, honest, perhaps even reliable transportation

I found the shittiest hotel I saw on the whole trip in Amarillo and slept another three hours there.

Why is the new thing redoing old movies with female leads? Why can’t these 8 talented actors make their own heist movie without the need to ride to coattails of another successful franchise? Oooooh, George Clooney cameo. Fuck that, let these women own their roles.

Just leaving this bit right here: Ties? You betcha!

Head: It’s an old VW. Automatic CP.

I never had a roommate that would do such a thing However, if I ever did have one like that, I would definitely think about his future. His future in “pound me in the ass” PRISON.

that era chargers weren’t malaise though, but yeah, the general is also the first one I thought of too.

Mustang SVO, or is 1984 too new?

best of an otherwise lackluster bunch.

Since most high schooler kids take American history, the US spin seems justified.

From the moment we go through the door, my kids magically have sticks in their hands. I live in Texas. There are no trees in my neighborhood. The WTF is strong in my neighborhood.