Very few tall girls have an ass. I assume she’s tall. I call it “tall girl butt” and being married to a six-footer, I’ve learned to live with tall girl butt.

My 1981 diesel rabbit could flirt with 50 (48+) if I kept the speed under 55.

Trump is on the verge of becoming president. I’d say the apocalypse is nigh already. Cubs-Cleveland series would only prove it, and a Lions-Browns Super Bowl would sure as hell cement it.

Awwww Hellz No. My first trip to the stick was back in 72 or 73. I can’t remember if I was 5 or 6, but I do remember it was a double header. If anybody thinks you are supposed to be an asshole for liking the Giants, fuck ‘em I say.

Truer words have never been spoken.

I’d like to see him come out to this and yell, “Paul Ryan can SUCK IT”

When I was a kid, my babysitter lived across the street. Once I got some hair on my balls, she was just starting college and driving one of these. I discovered women and cars on the same day. NNP (nice nostalgia price).

Well, those turn indicators are the most expensive option BMW has.

I run in academic circles, so I guess the western Europeans I know fall into the “extraordinary abilities” category seeing as how every one of them have a Ph.D. in something. This is really eye opening stuff.

that’s not owned, that’s POWNED

I spoke to a colleague at Arkansas. Associate=tenured. In fact associate=tenured at almost every school. I would list the names, but it is way too long a list. What American university are you talking about where promotion to associate does not equate to tenure? 

speaking as a professor, assistant=untenured. Associate=tenured. Depending on the school, there is such a thing as post-tenure review. There might also be fireable offenses that tenure cannot protect you from. For instance, if I run for public office or officially endorse a candidate, I’m fired regardless of tenure.

really? would not have though that was the case.

C’mon Anderson, you should have had the tape cued up and when Trumplestiltskin says, “No, I did not say that” you hit the damn PLAY button.

tell us how you really feel.

well SNL did a pretty good example of it in their cold open the other week. The eye twinkle and comment of “Can the election be right now?” pretty much sums it all up.

it’ll happen. Not until the first wednesday after the first tuesday after the first monday in November though.

except in Utah it is well known that Hillary has the number 666 right there behind her right ear. Trump still very begrudgingly carries Utah.

I did not know that, and the first brand new car my dad ever bought was a pacer.

If the answer isn’t Miata, it sure as hell is LS swap.