giving editorial oversight for both magazines to one person? Isn’t Cosmo all about learning to like blowing dudes? Never too young to learn to suck a dick? Sheesh, two publications aimed at women, yet covered in body shaming copy. SMDH. I can’t take it.

not a gif, but the next best thing @37 seconds if the jump doesn’t work

He’s really killing on DWTS.

Neutral: Biggest challenge facing autonomous adoption?

but he talks like he’s from Kentucky.

sure does, you just have to want it bad enough.

Oh fuck the hell YEAH!!!

Son of a bit*h!

1.89 and falling here in the Texas panhandle. Suck it SEC country.

The one with absolutely zero options: Shoulder (or stripper) bolt

I guess I’m too old to have really enjoyed Dazed and Confused. I get it, but I’d vastly prefer to watch “Up in Smoke” or “Next movie” to get my stoner fix.

If nothing else, he certainly birthed the grunge uniform. I’d never noticed that until you said it.

Spoken like someone who has absolutely no concept of proportions. The little known internet corollary to “Tis better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt” is “Tis better to keep your fingers off the keyboard and continue to lurk that is is to type and prove that you are…

More proof that, like my racist relatives say, “There’s a black* president so what more do they want?”

Breakfast Club was brutally 80's

Little known corollary to the axiom “The more expensive car you’ll ever own is a cheap BMW” is “The second most expensive car you’ll ever own is a cheap VW.”

Dude can shift, but he can’t shoot a video. TURN YOUR DAMN CAMERA TO THE SIDE PLEASE!

Now let’s all talk about something of critical importance. Is she a MILF?

Best part of the video:

1998 NFC championship game.