More proof that, like my racist relatives say, “There’s a black* president so what more do they want?”

Breakfast Club was brutally 80's

Little known corollary to the axiom “The more expensive car you’ll ever own is a cheap BMW” is “The second most expensive car you’ll ever own is a cheap VW.”

Dude can shift, but he can’t shoot a video. TURN YOUR DAMN CAMERA TO THE SIDE PLEASE!

Now let’s all talk about something of critical importance. Is she a MILF?

Best part of the video:

1998 NFC championship game.

Shit, tall doesn’t begin until 6'3" minimum. There’s too many 6'0" - 6'2" dude running around for those to be tall. Once folks get close to looking me directly in the eyes do I even begin to think that person is tall. I’m on the shorter side of tall at only 6'6"

Mine too, except it is my gun loving racist dope of a cousin posting the same shit.

Still won’t make Nashville tolerable. I don’t care how baked you are.

Dodge Dart? How about something in the vein of the late 60's Super Sport variant? Big engine, low weight, designed to go fast and quick in a straight line. Mmmmmmmmmmmm...

no it isn’t. (Married to a true redhead)

The Outback’s CVT only is why I bought a Forester where i can still row my own. Alas, that “option” is ending soon. For those of you with more money than sense should but the STI and engine swap it into the Forester.

Half the price gets me an AWD Focus RS with even MO POWAH!!!!

MGB pre battering ram bumpers. Put a modern drive train in it. I’m thinking the 4 cylinder turbo engine from the mustang. Enjoy.

One would hope that a motorcycle would have enough metal to trigger the induction loop. Alas all over upstate South Carolina I sat and sat until either a car showed up or I'd say fuck it and turn right despite the no right on red sign. Yes, I'd pull up right over the black goo line that indicates where the loop is…

I, for one, support childhood slavery. How else can I afford the latest i-gadget and to clothe myself in stylish garb?

fuck this asshole. that is all.

Murica FUCK YEAH!!

Yup, they do tend to grab defeat out of the jaws of victory.