That’s what birthdays are for?

Scha-WING!!!

time to go see the eye doc. How’d I miss that?

true, but I’m in Texas; I’m not going to buy the car, so for this mental exercise I’m willing to assume no CL seller would ever lie or otherwise exaggerate their claims in their as copy. If I was going to buy, you better believe I’d be all up in that car’s underside. That age vehicle is totally “see it before you buy…

Mousebelts: check

don’t the first gen Fits have roof leak issues, or is that particular to Mr. Regular? Either way nostalgia says NP and this is on the cusp of an honest to goodness NP anyway.

going to the CL ad, it says car is from TN and has never seen snow. Had the same thought as you, but seller explicitly states “no rust” shame on Graverobber for not working that bit into the story.

I upgraded to OSX years ago.

This is admittedly gorgeous, but I got some byproducts of passion and all their crap to haul around. Bring that equally gorgeous 6 wagon to America please.

He probably means “dick” but you’re right, too soon.

2500=high end of NP. Good call.

no, but her retarded brother in spirit, Trump, is.

That’s not a bad idea at all. I rather like it.

Was there a cars & coffee being held on the on ramp or something? Sheesh.

there’s always an exception: 911 > 930 even if the performance of the 930 was better. That’s the only exception that I can think of though.

Here in TX and in NY—no stickers go on the plate. You put a sticker in the front window. Same deal in VA as well. States with front & back plates either put stickers on the back or a separate sticker in the front windshield and nothing on the plates.

Yes I know the most expensive car I’ll ever own is a cheap BMW, but fuck it...NP!

That’s nothing the aftermarket can’t fix though. V you don’t buy this car to rock it as is. You buy it to turn it into an awesomely cool money pit.

Project. Definitely a glorious blank canvas of awesomeness.

Hillary should GTFO. I’ll vote for motherfucking Orange is the New Black troglodyte Trump before I vote for her.