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Chris Zimmer
zim

I’m in my 40's and find this type of comedy hysterical. Wonder what that says about me?

Deliver a world series win to a title starved town equates to lots of mulligans. The dumbass just ran out of ‘em.

I wouldn’t wear it (without making a major lifestyle choice) but I’d love for my wife to do so. She wouldn’t but a guy can dream...

Had one of these back in the day. It richly deserved the ass pain moniker we Gave it. Rare or not, CP.

RetarTED!

Is it coming back to the US? That would get me into a VW showroom.

Taxes aren’t high enough to fund gates in Massachusetts?

I accidentally discovered the joy that is HWY64 in NM by accident when trying to avoid driving in Texas (don’t ask, and I am aware of the cruel irony that the state I always refused to drive across is now the one I reside in). It doesn’t have the cache of the million dollar highway, but it is just as much fun to drive.

Wagon...check

Now I gotta hang fire for another 24 hours? You’re killing me, man!

Well kick me in the teeth and call me grandpa. Chrome wheels? Gold badging? Damn I ned to put my gold chains on, unbutton the shirt and hit the early bird line down at Luby’s cafeteria and cruise for some GILFs (Grandmas I’d like to...).

Lack of info dooms this promising idea to the shitter.

I can’t believe Rush took Ted’s penis out of his mouth long enough to make these statements.

Came to sing the praises of the 2800CS, and you beat me to it.

butt hurt Megyn. leave the poor billionaire alone. I know your “news” agency is thrilled with your one sided hatchet job attacks, but as a journalist you should have the integrity not to repeatedly attack the one guy you don’t like. Talk about harpy shrews.

Call me an oddball, but my dream is to fly a great distance to buy an awesome car (or bike) and then road trip it home. Coast to coast in a S2k? Sign me up!!!

4th gear: Everything should be fine...until it isn’t. Well, 2008 was a long time ago. Cars are totally different than houses. SMDH.

as someone who makes cheese, STFU about not ever making cheese. While I have no problem with pasteurized milk, however, ultra-pasturized milk sucks ass. If I wanted my milk to taste like shit, that would be a good idea. If I wanted something that is unusable to make even the easiest of cheeses (I’m looking at you,

I want to bang his daughter too. The problem is? Oh wait, I see. My southern heritage is coming out.

that looks like a big party keg.