I knew when the academy ignored Bubba Ho-Tep it was a racial thing.

Which you’d already know about if you followed me on twitter

It was the shop teacher at my high school that drove a rust colored one of these.

While we all in our hearts really want to DD the fuck out of this, this meth smoking seller is robbing us all of that pleasure. Sure, we might all love Jesse, but this is not that car and should not be priced as if it was. CP bitch

Is the price too high? Yup. Do I give a shit? Nope. Many a good and illegal times were had in a red one of these back in the 80's. Nostalgia says bend me over the hood and violate me. NP.

Correction: you want a Shelby GLHS Omni

me too, but I fell for the red one just like today’s specimen.

Love them headlights.

Sounds like Freddy would pimp his own mother. I generally ike reading his posts even if I don’t agree with his premise. The last thing this world needs is another surface with some sort of marketing bullshit on it. Fuck wrapping your car, skull fuck it so hard

A new set of piston return springs will increase acceleration.

A good 75% of the miles I put on my vehicle come from the interstate. I loved my Focus wagon when I lived in NY and the speed limit was 65. Now I live in TX and with the higher speed limit, my engine cries for mercy when I drive. If I plan on most of my miles coming at 75-80mph, which engine would you get—the 4 or 6…

one person’s fastest is another quickest.

I’d be happy if I could just find my copy of Miles Davis’s Blue.

who is deadpan? I never heard of him until just a few weeks ago. Sounds like I need to dig deeper into the comic catalogs than the guys whose name ends in -man. You know those -man guys: bat, super, spider, aqua, wonder wo, and the like.

Voted CP on Friday. Voting CP today. Damn does it feel nice to be right.

my iPod touch is so old, that the battery upon dying resets the device to 1/1/1970. It is worthless until I go into settings and bring it forward in time. I know it is a touch and not a phone, but I really wanted to share my 1/1/1970 apple experience.

because, ACME Corp. is so helpful to people too.

hell yeah!!! Now you’re talking. Build an extremely crude version of an AMG E63 wagon.

OK, I’ve only seen season 1 (but am quickly catching up) but it seems to me their marriage is more of a business transaction. I’m looking forward to seeing how emotions creep into their relationship to the point where they get to a nasty divorce.

All boobs are good. I don’t care how saggy, firm, pert, wrinkled, what-have-you. All boobs are good.