one person’s fastest is another quickest.

Voted CP on Friday. Voting CP today. Damn does it feel nice to be right.

because, ACME Corp. is so helpful to people too.

hell yeah!!! Now you’re talking. Build an extremely crude version of an AMG E63 wagon.

OK, I’ve only seen season 1 (but am quickly catching up) but it seems to me their marriage is more of a business transaction. I’m looking forward to seeing how emotions creep into their relationship to the point where they get to a nasty divorce.

All boobs are good. I don’t care how saggy, firm, pert, wrinkled, what-have-you. All boobs are good.

I usually give up heroin, but this year I’m giving up caring instead. Forty glorious days of just not giving a shit. It’s going to be epic.

this is one of those times I’m glad I read the whole story. reluctant CP.

awwww hellz yeah. What a gorgeous blank canvas to excise your automotive demons upon.

Maybe Vince his more human than I’d given him credit for being.

Next year, let’s see the Pats beat the Panthers. Let the old timers keep snacking on the young upstarts.

I’d rock it with a yakima on the top (screw that huge pane of glass). Yes, I am mentally challenged, but everybody’s got a subaru. I want to be different.

let’s see 120,000+ miles while living most of its life in Connecticut and New York? That plasti-dip was an attempt to address the tin worm. I guaran-damn-tee it.

Bernie leads because Bernie is the better choice. HRC’s desire to “win at any cost” mentality seems like she is taking a page from the GOP playbook. She seems bound and determined to not let 2008 happen again. HRC really seems like a DINO to me.

Neutral:

In CA, the barber shop could be in the front of the business and a medical marijuana dispensary in the back.

As with most things, boobs always makes things better as your gif aptly demonstrates.

I, for one, am pleased. What do I know, I liked the US Top Gear guys—all three of them (though Rut was the coolest one).

I’m simply happy I found Toad. It took forever to find one even right after his adventure came out.

Somebody will buy this for 900 bucks. They won’t realize their mistake until it is too late, and then they will wish they were dead.