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In CA, the barber shop could be in the front of the business and a medical marijuana dispensary in the back.

As with most things, boobs always makes things better as your gif aptly demonstrates.

I, for one, am pleased. What do I know, I liked the US Top Gear guys—all three of them (though Rut was the coolest one).

I’m simply happy I found Toad. It took forever to find one even right after his adventure came out.

Somebody will buy this for 900 bucks. They won’t realize their mistake until it is too late, and then they will wish they were dead.

OK, I just moved here to Texas, and I went shooting the other day with my neighbor. According to him (and he has a CHL) that list is what he told me is what was required.

If it had been a wagon. If only it had been a wagon. Most reluctant of CPs.

140 bucks, background check, and a class nets you the right to conceal and open carry in Texas. On Aug 1 of this year, it gets you the right to conceal carry on college campuses. No psych Evaluations required.

world’s slowest drift...

I’ll take the 550 and 356. He can keep the 911. Am I a bad person for not caring a whit about the 911?

I have some bags at my house that used to contain 100 pounds of rice that fits as well as that first one. Sheesh.

Top pick? Acura’s Precision. I’d take that car over most women, provided it went from concept to production mostly unchanged.

I had a 52HP Rabbit back in the day. I could easily get over 50 provided my speed didn’t cross 45mph unless I was going downhill with the clutch in...oh, I see what you’re saying.

Nope, CA requires them front and back. They will nail you for taking the front plate off.

Mark I Jetta? Fuck the price, I want it.

ROADTRIP!!!!!! Weekly car rentals are stupid cheap compared to flying. Of course I pretty much only travel to the continental US and live right about smack dab in the middle of the country and love to drive. Now if only I could get something truly cool to rent with unlimited miles...

Nope, not poly. Her IUD is laced with hormones which makes the monthly visitor much more tolerable for her.

He was hand delivering meth to all of Haslam’s Pilot stations in Ohio.

As a firecrotch married to a firecrotch, screw the bachelor. Let’s keep our cool pubes to ourselves.