I’ll bet.

I always was more fond of the MK I version, but came here looking for a scirocco and knew I wouldn’t go away disappointed.

only trolls vote NP today. Please do not feed the trolls.

don’t trash talk Gunther. His obsession with Rachel was often some of the funniest moments in the episode.

good enough to drive, but not so pristine as to be a trailer queen. My first irrational love was a squareback, hence NP.

I like the revitalized lane splitter. I’m not an avid cyclist anymore (my only 2-wheeled vehicles are human powered) I used to ride scooters. I love reading the current content, and I know scoots are looked down upon here in the good ol’ US of A (‘Murica fuck yeah) but I’d like to see some content spun toward those of…

NP

Why do you hate dogs so much?

With a long roof!!!!!

I <3 state parks. It’s not homelessness or too cheap to spring for a hotel, it’s “car camping”

Kurt Cobain agrees.

not at all, I was keying off the comment “folks don’t seem to mind that the Camaro is built in Canada” and trying to play off the trope that US & Canada is 100% white and Mexico is 100% not white. I do apologize that my snarky comment fell short.

Is Stef in China? I thought she rolled with a stuffed bunny though.

As long as the person who built it is white, doesn’t matter if it comes from the US or the honorary US just to the north of the real US it seems.

I know this guy, he sometimes posts things to Jalopnik. He’s a lawyer and he lives in Michigan. Steve Lehto is his name. He might be willing to help out here...

This is why bras should only be used as heating fuel. Free the tatas!!!!!

Milk (human or goat or cow) is AWESOME! I can digest it sans issue. You know what else is good? CHEESE! Don’t come in here and threaten my pizza. Woe be to those who threaten the very goodness that is pizza.

A gecko, in a tree, wearing Roy Orbison sunglasses with a cheshire cat grin playing a banjo. Still not a over the top as a flaming smash with a pickle.

I was taking the train uptown to see a Yankees game. A dude walked through asking for money. Told everyone he had to go see the doctor and needed money to pay for it. Somehow this guy thought that by showing everyone his colostomy bag, we’d think he was telling the truth.

I will stop being the clueless guy. I was really enjoying our back and forth. I’m not a Panther’s fan and didn’t know they were helped into a win. I also hadn’t seen that article you posted. Had I been aware of that, some of my responses would have been totally different.