Kurt Cobain agrees.

not at all, I was keying off the comment “folks don’t seem to mind that the Camaro is built in Canada” and trying to play off the trope that US & Canada is 100% white and Mexico is 100% not white. I do apologize that my snarky comment fell short.

Is Stef in China? I thought she rolled with a stuffed bunny though.

As long as the person who built it is white, doesn’t matter if it comes from the US or the honorary US just to the north of the real US it seems.

I know this guy, he sometimes posts things to Jalopnik. He’s a lawyer and he lives in Michigan. Steve Lehto is his name. He might be willing to help out here...

This is why bras should only be used as heating fuel. Free the tatas!!!!!

Milk (human or goat or cow) is AWESOME! I can digest it sans issue. You know what else is good? CHEESE! Don’t come in here and threaten my pizza. Woe be to those who threaten the very goodness that is pizza.

A gecko, in a tree, wearing Roy Orbison sunglasses with a cheshire cat grin playing a banjo. Still not a over the top as a flaming smash with a pickle.

I was taking the train uptown to see a Yankees game. A dude walked through asking for money. Told everyone he had to go see the doctor and needed money to pay for it. Somehow this guy thought that by showing everyone his colostomy bag, we’d think he was telling the truth.

I will stop being the clueless guy. I was really enjoying our back and forth. I’m not a Panther’s fan and didn’t know they were helped into a win. I also hadn’t seen that article you posted. Had I been aware of that, some of my responses would have been totally different.

on an external rational level, agreed. In my irrational mind’s eye where this fantasy is being played out, that doesn’t matter. I believe that it is true despite if I were to actually have one and ride one, I would have plenty of empirical evidence that neither the bike nor I are Steve McQueen levels of cool.

give me the Honda.

We’re talking about kids here, and young ones at that. I didn’t go to the “right” preschool. Hell, I didn’t even go to the “right” schools period. I still managed to end up with a Ph.D. It isn’t the end of the world if your kid can’t go to the latest overpriced school du jour with aboriginal trap shooting and yoga for…

I live at the other end of the spectrum. I’ll let anyone drive my DD. However, nobody wants to despite it being a wagon.

I like fried potatoes!

yes, you need a new job. Fuck your company, the assholes. Best of luck to you in your (hopefully) search.

All the movies I see have “surprise” orgies at the end.

The appeal? Because I’m under the mistaken impression that I’d be all kinds of 1960’s Steve McQueen levels of cool if I was to have one.

sure you can find lower prices. sure you can find bigger engines. However, for those of us who dream of a cafe racer (or something cafe racer-ish), this is NP territory. Not a definite NP, but closer enough to make you go “Hmmmmmmm, honey can I go to Massachusetts?”

I hope my flight comes in before yours, because the race is ON!!!! I don’t care how much a single thumper will eventually hurt my ass, the want is strong with this one (though I wish it was a little less in the dinero department).