I'm confused about your choice of jeans and the balls you have to put in them. :)

I sit around and touch myself all the time. How could any other person not be so enamored with my penis that they wouldn't keep their hands off me...

they don't, but nothing is as stubborn as ignorance.

you forgot the adjective string"uneducated, history ignoring" in front of the word conservative in your comment.

yes, but they only are interested in being the party of "low-paying jobs with no security and easily replaced workers so it is easier to control the proletariat." I've never been so glad to no longer be living in Tennessee.

You can count on The TN workers to reject it.

Pics of Melissa or it didn't happen.

Give me a Rock-N-Roll death. Give me this thing...

But if you are prone to saying things like, "hold my beer and watch this..." the death kart wins hands down. Nobody ever won a Darwin award in a Volvo.

wow, lots of edits...

The old adage applies here: If you have to ask the cost, you cannot afford it. Maserati was right in NOT mentioning the price.

Neutral:

I unplugged mine (I don't use FiOS) and promptly went to California for 3 weeks. When I got back the incessant beeping had stopped. Not sure how long it took, but it does stop.

that's way smaller than the FiOS box in my basement. Still, it's mighty huge, but a few years ago they were an order of magnitude larger.

I would abso-frickin-lutely love to have this at 15K. Since I live in NY, I'd also get the fun of a cross-country road trip to indoctrinate it to my ownership. Too bad the wifey-poo would send me to the streets if I bought it. Of course that cavernous interior could be my new home....hmmmmm, hmmmmmmm...

that is because many Americans are so gullible that here we can put sugar coated cereal in a blender with additional sugar and milk, blend it up and if you call it "wheat" people will think it is a health food chock full of fat and hunger fighting fiber.

I don't have time to eat a bowl of sugar smacks. Quick, to the blender!!!!! I can't wait to try it.

and I always wondered why racing governing bodies required roll cages to be built into the car.

big 3 or glorious 3?

God is a Packers fan? That will come as a surprise to my Cowboys loving friends...