A buddy of mine and I were walking around town yesterday, and we saw the ugliest crack whore either of us had ever seen. I turn to my friend and said, "I wouldn't fuck her with your dick." This is the automotive equivalent of that.

Lots of 80's Fords (and Ford products) had them—My fairmont did (as did my dad's), my friend's EXP did, another friends Escort did. I also had a Capri that did. I was not a fan of the stalk mounted horn.

Lots of 80's Fords (and Ford products) had them—My fairmont did (as did my dad's), my friend's EXP did, another friends Escort did. I also had a Capri that did. I was not a fan of the stalk mounted horn.

Lots of 80's Fords (and Ford products) had them—My fairmont did (as did my dad's), my friend's EXP did, another friends Escort did. I also had a Capri that did. I was not a fan of the stalk mounted horn.

Remember when the Celica was RWD? That'd be nice to see again.

I thought those were the most expensive option on BMWs. So expensive that hardly any BMW drivers tick that box on the option sheet.

My foot weighs a lot, and I have the speeding tickets to prove it. Since only buying cars with cruise, I've only gotten 1 speeding ticket and that was when I crossed into Minnesota from South Dakota and didn't notice the speed change from 75 to 70. A couple miles in I blew by a trooper at 80 and was nailed. Cruise has…

If it ain't a MkI Sirocco or a MkI Jetta, forget it. CP. Though if VW would give us 'Muricans the new Sirocco, I might expand my list of acceptable water-cooled Vee-Dubs.

of course nobody wants them on a charger, but put scissor doors on a Ram? Now we're talking sexayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

but isn't that the very definition of a niche? Son of a couple of gearheads? Someone under 30 (or I'll give you even 40) with 60 large to spend on an unproven car to be his his DD? Don't get me wrong, I have noting but high hopes for Alfa, but they should sell 'em through a different dealer network to gain mainstream…

I'm not a fan of Eagle, but I am a fan of rowing my own gears. If only that Mazda had 3 pedals...if only...:(

Obviously the man has a small penis. Most Texans needs to carry their junk around in a Ford F-350 dually.

3rd gear: ow could you not kill it with a car advertised like this?

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one with the "automatic stickshift" badge on the back please.

Finally someone who can put truck nutz on their vehicle without hanging their head in shame.

Look, my car doesn't go backwards.

Are Farah and Musto giants, or are Harris and Spinelli just that short?

it's got to be the glass. It sure isn't those fire breathing engines.

A VW with that many windows commands a high price. I'll be surprised if it doesn't sell. On general principle most aren't worth that, but the ones with that many windows usually are.