“Blood doping? No, it’s cool, this is heroin.”

Little known fact that MLS lineman are solar-powered

It was obviously the government.

Buckley’s ghost dragging propane tanks by the valve?

Arena security should solicit assistance from the Baha Men.

New boot goofin’

I worked in the cellular industry for 16 years, I know exactly what awards those ads refer to, and I can assure you there’s absolutely no need to give a shit about them. Maybe ten years ago when you were lucky to get a 3g signal if you weren’t right next to a tower, but these days everyone’s network is solid. In any…

But for most people, wipeouts don’t happen on camera with all of our coworkers looking on.

RFK is almost 60 years old. I went to precious few Redskins games there growing up (it really was sold out and had a waiting list back then), and it held about 56K fans. I remember fondly the stadium actually rocking and undulating with the fans cheering and jumping up and down.

It’s great to put a line like this in a longform sponcon article about a famous celebrity’s efforts to promote himself, published on the website of the biggest and most powerful company in media, timed to coincide with the debut of a show, starring that celebrity, on that company’s network, about that celebrity’s…

A couple of years ago, husband and I were frequently travelling across Austria by train. Truly beautiful, I recommend it - but only if you pay the small extra to travel business class. Nothing eventful has ever happened to us in business class before or since.

There’s poo!

I think the new Jetta is pretty damn handsome. 

This is splitting hairs, and LeBron being the greatest isn’t insane. But, for me, Jordan gets the nod over LeBron for his constant pursuit of individual accolades and petty beefs while simultaneously winning championships. Jordan has 10 scoring titles to LeBron’s one. Six of them came in championship years. That’s…

He’d better. If somebody else wins it, he’ll shine it up real nice, turn that sombitch sideways and stick it straight up their candy ass!

Stance done right.  I would get nothing done if I owned that car.  Maybe because I’d be fixing it all the time, but mostly because I’d just sit and start at that view all day.

The central problem with the premise of this article is flawed because the clown shoe is nowhere near as modifiable or reliable as the Supra.

If you want to stand out in a sea of Italian exotics and other opulent rides, you need something bold and brash, something that proudly proclaims your love of row-your-own automobiles and your lack of rationality.

575M Maranello