unless you can shift in milliseconds stop bitching about the DCT, it will always be faster than you

you already mentioned viper. I think that is the correct move, as I am always in favor of more Vipers being driven..

The ‘90's called.  They’ve asked you to put the parachute pants away.

He needs to market a new erectile disfunction drug for old dudes branded “Dick Vitality.”

The first thing She needs to learn is to not say the quiet part aloud. Her language is a gift to the President’s supporters. She will now be dismissed as a foul mouthed Trump hater. How does She expect to remove the President when McConnell won’t even bring the bill to reopen government to a vote? Trump is counting on…

Replace hoses and fluids and check suspension bushings and you should be good to go.

Kids these days are so *cute* when they discover this sort of thing.

I know it was featured on Meh Car Mondays, and I know everyone here will probably disagree with me, BUT I did love my Mazda 626. Yes, it was Ford built (2000), yes the transmission was shit (though it never failed me), yes it was actually a pretty bland car, but it was still my favorite car until my FR-S.

The worse thing to happen to Dan Snyder is that Skins fans are apathetic.

This is still an on-Ghosn matter.

The night vision goggles you got with the deluxe edition of “Call of Duty: Modern Warfare” were nicer than anything we checked out of the armory. Mainly I remember not being able to see anything the time I tried to use my NV goggles in training, and they were a hassle you had to carry around in country (serialized…

Reminds me of the time I was about to start housesitting for a college friend and his wife (who hated me). My friend had picked me up and brought me over to their house, and about 20 minutes after I arrived, his wife came home from work, stopped dead, and glared at me. I couldn’t figure out what I had done until my…

The finest Christmas memory was several years ago, while eating a delicious dinner, my batshit crazy sister accused my sister-in-law of stealing her steak knives. She went around the table and took all of the knives back and stormed out of there.

Sorry, braiks.

I will build a bigger sidewall and make Honda pay for it. 

I think some your guys’ racism is showing with all of these “that man can’t speak” comments... Nothing he said was impossible to understand, just spoken in a non-white/nerd way.

Nah, you mad

Bradley,

I once had to dress up like a waffledog for extra credit as a freshman in high school. A very large Samoan came up and asked who was in the waffledog suit & when someone told him it was a freshman, he launched me about 20ft! Thank god for that waffle padding!

*Extremely Alex Jones Voice* THE CHEMTRAILS ARE TURING THE CORVETTES INTO CADILLACS