Big Ass Hot Hatch

Life is about compromise and a motorcycle is not the hill to die on. 

He drives a lot.

Man employed by Microsoft doesn’t understand how computers work. Actually sounds about right based on my experience with them.

I’d rather be honest. 

People “driving”, but they’re clearly not spending nearly enough time watching the road...

“He Hate Me”

“I know he’s looking down from heaven and smili-”
*GONG!*
“My god, King! That’s the Undertaker’s music!”

1 “g” = 1 giggle.

He’s just a step ahead. He knows that the entire office is going to be desperate for the toilet ten minutes after the Papa John’s and he’s jumping the line.

Like the profile pic man. Are you my long lost brother? we look alike 

“The ride is smooth and relatively crash free.” This sentence could also could have served as a review for the Fung Wah Bus from NYC to Boston...

“Pooped on the escalator” should be the standard phrase for fucking everything up.

Clearly @ViralMeningitis is one of KD’s burner Twitter handles and this is elaborate shade.

yep...get ready for #2.

endorsement comin

Mustang. The GT. I’ve grown up with them, also owned F-bodies, but there’s something about a pissed off V8 Mustang that you have to do once. You are completely right in that they’re impossible to live with later as kids and family and Lowe’s runs make it painful. Trust me, I’m old. I feel ridiculous trying to get in…

I test drove an S65 last fall, on a damp day. There is something genuinely surreal about doing 45 down the on-ramp, and putting your foot into the car, to get to highway speeds, and realizing you’re still doing 45 because you just lost traction, and are now skating down the onramp with 0 control and the back wheels…

That car for me ended up being an F10 550xi (2012). It had this weird combination of ease of use as DD and the ability to scare the shit out of you. They can be had fairly cheaply but make sure that it was a dealer serviced car with all recalls taken care of and that you hit the 5000 mile service intervals…

I tried to break out of the VW Golf trend after I got my second one and was looking for a nice fun car. Finally gave up and bought a MK7 GTI.