No way; I’ve been in the grays for more than 10 years. You’ll learn to enjoy it.

Jennings never actually made that bet, to the best of my knowledge; he was just responding to a joke about the idea that he did. The bans are real, though; they were apparently added to the contestant briefings over the last year or so.

I am having problems fathoming how Jennings, a practicing Mormon, made 69 jokes on national television.

Please, PLEASE don’t let the MAGAsses know about this or they go all Jade Helm and shit.

They don’t think the rest of the world is dumb, they just don’t care. And the secondary effect of doing this dog-and-pony show is to add layers of implausible deniability to everything, so it’s hard to tell the reality from the excuse.

I always use this as an example of what can be done when you give engineers the appropriate amount of time and resources for the task at hand. Get the bean counters and politics out of the way and the folks at NASA are capable of some truly incredible things.

You’re not actually advocating for him to be raped are you?

In Federal Prison you do serve most of the time.

Orrrrrrrr...

Can I interest you in my new crowdsourced punching app, Punchr? Just swipe right to punch someone, or left to go to the next picture. One of our team of independent partners will be round in a snap to punch the person of your choosing, you can track their progress and rate their performance after the punching.

I definitely thought for a moment that an Uber driver ate somebody.

Hello, person who has never lived in a southern city.

‘Emergent crowd economy’ gets added to the list of things you can punch people in the face for saying unironically.

Yes...how stupid of us to need a ride who live in cities with non-functioning public transit or taxi services. Shame on us.

I see your sarcasm, but why is it that delivery/fill-in-the-blank has worked well enough for decades but anything that goes bad in the context of our tech economy, and people react as if it is totally different than crime in the traditional economy and move to call for regulation/bans/whathaveyou?

Jeebus, I had to re-read that headline multiple times

Whatever. This asshole is the reason I see BMW M5s with fucking giant penguin stickers on them.

What really sucks for Intel is an actual hardware level fix may not come for at least 2 cycles (past Ice Lake) without some big delay. Meanwhile, AMD and the ARM64 squad are going to chug right along eating away at their market share.

You sir are the problem.