Seinfeld reference, actually!

Hey, Torch, did you go on vacation and let Mr. Regular write this for you?

Is it just me, or does that just look like a regular F-150?

Why has no one you know ever talked to Rusty? Are they all illegals?

Looks like a Hummer to me...

well played, sir.
i too have a surface pro 4 — uh, “laptop”.

Windows user: “my laptop died.”

Uh... Red light...?

@VehicleVirgins much?

I remember I used to live across the street from a guy with a hot rod, and friends of his brought hot rods. The cars were obviously....hot?...but so loud it made my teeth rattle when they revved their engines in the garage and driveway. There was no sleeping in, and no casual midday nap living near those guys.