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Literally no one cares about your pizza opinions

Vladislav: Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

I’m Jewish. Don’t you dare speak for me. This is not anti semitism.

It’s one of my favorite movies, but there’s no way Miller’s Crossing is more famous than The Usual Suspects.

I recall the adorable, non-racist cultural talking points the right used against Obama centering around his effete, out of touch food preferences like arugula and blackberry Honest Tea. But god help me if reading about Trump’s fucking rancid diet doesn’t make me want to thread my colon with a rope of flax seed in the…

• He scrapes the toppings off his pizza. “I never eat the dough,” he told US Weekly.

Yeah, but this time, there will be a REALLY big one. Like the biggest we ever saw. In fact, it will be TWO, a T-Rex standing on another T-Rex’s shoulders, with a circus tent draped over them in a sort of inverted, “midgets in a coat” trope. The top T-Rex will be genetically engineered to look like she is wearing a…

I’m going to take a wild stab at the plot.

This points to a pretty major problem with Season 2. Everything in season 1 points to the connection between Eleven and the Demogorgon. It’s given away in the very first episode even when one of the kids references the Dark Phoenix saga in X-Men. Both the demogorgon and Eleven move through the upside down. Only Eleven…

I don’t know, is America ready for the idea of a black President?

Realistically, they won’t do that, at least not for a long, long while. They’ll move in increments based on the types of content they can best justify blocking or throttling.

Been seeing this tweet a lot lately, it’s worth sharing here:

Better check WebMD to make sure it isn’t cancer.

Besides Widow and Captain Marvel, I agree- the current roster of female characters isn’t exactly bursting with spinoff potential. But spinoffs aren’t really what I’m hoping for. There’s other characters from the comics that could headline their own franchises- Elektra deserves to be revisited, and I’m shocked we…

Aw, no Sif. :(

How’s that working out, 53 percent of white women who voted against your own self-interest to elect President Liar von AfterBirth?

Regarding Al Franken: His actions were horrible, but at what point do we can we stop painting everyone with the same brush? He was a comedian, albeit one that I never found particularly funny. He’s clearly joking in the one picture that I saw, and grabbing someone’s butt during a photo in the past sounds like a…

Those werewolves were great. Especially since at that point in the movie, it’s the first we’re hearing of anything besides vampires (and The Beast, but you know how that works out). All of a sudden werewolves appear, and they all look like dads who brew their own beer.