Man. One of the main effects cannabis had on me is losing some control over my thoughts. Which can be nice, funny and relaxing. But if there is a very specific thing I am trying not to think about? Like being suspending high above the earth in a thin metal tube? That right there is a recipe for a disaster that would…

It’ll increase the price of oil, which Putin will be fairly pleased about. I’m sure that’s unrelated though.

Wouldn’t that be False Personation? He’s not making a statement on behalf of the President, but making a statement -as- the President. He’s falsely assuming the office.

In fairness, most of his male characters are pretty shitty too, they’re just shitty in less annoying ways and tend to get the mouthpiece speeches because they’re the Sorkin insert.

“No one is saying it is the same.”

That’s missing severity. That’s such an obvious oversight it makes me straight up assume the intent of that infographic isn’t making it’s audience more informed.

Pence, as bad as he would be, would do fewer things that are irreversible than Trump. Forget life time appointments, I’m talking about international damage. Intentionally disregarding defenses against foreign interference in the democratic process, breaking long standing deals, leaving any future deals with the US…

I never understood why anyone would want to watch other people play pretend on a giant screen while they eat popcorn, when I could just pretend to be Dirty Harry at home.

It’s called “kink”. This all sounds pretty common for a bdsm relationship. We’re seriously yucking peoples yum right here.

Why would the brand be their names rather than say, the name of the cult or it’s leader?

You’re trying to get back into the topic that you created to avoid talking about the topic, and want me to take you at all seriously?

Awww, you went straight in with attempting to displace the argument with a whole different one and now you’ve been called on it you’re trying your hand at condescension. Cute.

That’s definitely how the law works: If someone else commits a crime, you are innocent of yours.

Sadly this is now how I determine the answer long before it’s released: Is the right wing media declaring that you cannot politicize a tragedy or are they politicizing a tragedy to the extreme?

“when we give up the second amendment”

Unless you ask him about meetings with Russian officials. Then his memory is not the best and how could anyone be expected to remember such a minor thing as colluding against the country you’re running for President of?

“there is nothing we can do to stop these”

Not above judging someone dealing with trauma in their own way and in their own time, huh?

“depicting Judd and Weinstein holding hands during a Vanity Fair Oscar party” 

A big part of this is that nothing can really happen to Trump without the political will to do so, and as he still has very high approval amongst republican voters, despite everything he’s said and done, it’s hard to see where that will will come from. He bragged about sexual assault and got elected president, I don’t…