There was an errant “because” in that sentence.

“ From one angle, it’s nice to linger in a location that feels like a clear aesthetic departure from the original.”

Right, right, but something about the New Covenant means I can ignore the one about shellfish because prawn is delicious, whilst still insisting God hates people for loving different sets of people. Just because it’s the word of God doesn’t mean I can’t get the lawyers out and still believe whatever the heck I want…

So aside from the data you’re ignoring because there is no data? Solid foundation there.

“All categories of hurricanes are down”

Welp. Welcome to 2017. We have to keep the police out of certain areas to protect the public from the police.

“Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! What’d I say?”

“We decided to do the Christian thing just as soon as it became clear it was the best move for our PR.”

I -despise- being on the same side of this as assholes like Kelly, but I think all y’all are overlooking how problematic the rest of Bond is in requesting they update parts of him.

Misogynist, alcoholic, a male power fantasy founded in resolving the worlds issues with money and violence....

Being steeped in nostalgia and iconography of the soviet spy era is going to be harder and harder to maintain as we go on. Daniel Craig was 12 when the Berlin Wall fell. I figure at some point they need to straight up start setting it in the past.

“Money that is already lacking within the military shouldn’t be used for cosmetic operations​ and whatever psychological aftermath of opting to have such a surgery, or not being able to have this surgery.”

No. Just....no.

30 day plan, man.

“hackneyed overreaches.”

I read Brietbart every now and then. The essence of humour is unexpected leaps in logic and they are chock full of that. Tying themselves in knots to sustain pre existing biases. They are impossible to satirise because you cannot be more extreme or nonsensical than the commenters already are. Obama’s shadow goverment…

Oh god. Like, oh GOD. How do they continue to be so bad at this? Are the DC movies some sort of Producers style scam? A tax right off that falls apart if they’re successful?

“the idea that the MCU’s Hand just wanted to teach a fighter how to... fight better(?) was a bit of a letdown”

“the one goddamn time that you could have Danny actually using that privilege”

“Like, seriously. So. Fucking. Dumb. Oh my god.”