There was an errant “because” in that sentence.

Right, right, but something about the New Covenant means I can ignore the one about shellfish because prawn is delicious, whilst still insisting God hates people for loving different sets of people. Just because it’s the word of God doesn’t mean I can’t get the lawyers out and still believe whatever the heck I want…

So aside from the data you’re ignoring because there is no data? Solid foundation there.

“All categories of hurricanes are down”

Welp. Welcome to 2017. We have to keep the police out of certain areas to protect the public from the police.

“Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! What’d I say?”

“We decided to do the Christian thing just as soon as it became clear it was the best move for our PR.”

I -despise- being on the same side of this as assholes like Kelly, but I think all y’all are overlooking how problematic the rest of Bond is in requesting they update parts of him.

Misogynist, alcoholic, a male power fantasy founded in resolving the worlds issues with money and violence....

Being steeped in nostalgia and iconography of the soviet spy era is going to be harder and harder to maintain as we go on. Daniel Craig was 12 when the Berlin Wall fell. I figure at some point they need to straight up start setting it in the past.

“Money that is already lacking within the military shouldn’t be used for cosmetic operations​ and whatever psychological aftermath of opting to have such a surgery, or not being able to have this surgery.”

No. Just....no.

“hackneyed overreaches.”

I read Brietbart every now and then. The essence of humour is unexpected leaps in logic and they are chock full of that. Tying themselves in knots to sustain pre existing biases. They are impossible to satirise because you cannot be more extreme or nonsensical than the commenters already are. Obama’s shadow goverment…

Let he who has not empowered white supremacists, helping them achieve supreme executive power, cast the first stone. 

There’s a line from Blade Runner (97) that’s been stuck in my head for 20 years. Couldn’t tell you why. I don’t even remember the main characters name, let alone the plot, but I know at some point he tells a car dealer named “Crazy Legs Larry” that he’ll take his response as a “yes”. To which the response is:

“the president was not aware of the meeting”

Only if you assume they care about the things they say they care about. Which given that outright lies and abuse of the language are both a core part of the identity, we should probably stop doing.

Well that’s the problem with overthrowing a government. The kinds of people who are good at the overthrowing are generally not the kinds of people you want running a place.

We’re living in a world were Trump looks like the President to very nearly a majority of voting Americans.