Go to hell.

Have you ever watched Key and Peele? Do you get paid for this? Are you ripping off the review for the Guy Fieri Times Square restaurant? Am I doing it right?

The contracts are worth as much as the guaranteed money. Hence the word “guaranteed” which in this case is over 50 million. You must be new to football if you think being in the playoffs means a team has one of the 6 best records (See the 7-9 Seahawks). Tying up that much cap space on one guy, who only has had 1…

What blows my mind is the extent that people care about how other people live their own lives when it has literally zero consequential impact on their own, and then hide behind DURRRR I GOTS TO EXPLAIN BUTT STUFF TO MY KIDS NOW DURRRR.

That's a push off foul. Clear as day. Don't give me this not in the last 10 seconds crap. That's a foul in any game, any time.

My favorite part? I fucking know Mark Mackoviak.

You just wanted to show off that you’re reading a 4204-page book, nerd.

Someone get the UGA Police Dept. on the case. Lt. Dillinger will stop it cold.

I’m still getting reply-alls from the CBS NCAA Deadspin tourney. This was a week ago.