Keanu is a movie about a couple of white dudes who try to save a kitten by pretending to be drug dealers. But is it supposed to be funny because the white guy really loves his kitten? Is it about the kitten loving him back? Is the joke about not being white enough? Not being tough enough?

Never once thought it was anything but “R-U-L-E.”

Bingo.

As Bill Burr once said: “The terrorists will never bomb you people ‘cause you’re fuckin’ worthless and nobody cares about you.”

Who is Adam Johnson and what sport does he play?

Suddenly I don’t feel so bad over the Hoosiers losing their first game in the conference tournament. At least they had time to rest. Making it to the championship game did nothing for MSU or Purdue.

Didn’t know you’re allowed to push off of a players shoulders to get a rebound. That was such an obvious offensive foul it’s ridiculous.

Doesn’t sound like it was a street legal bike to begin with.

I’m guessing there was nothing reflective on his clothing.

You didn’t bother to ask, but I’m feeling much better now. Actually, I’ll just email you.