My personal favorite, this was filmed not far from where my brother lives in Tennessee...
My mother's '91 Ford Escort Wagon was the base model, no options whatsoever. It didn't even have the roof-rack, and I've never seen another without it. It wasn't much to look at, but lasted well over 300k miles with little more than tires and oil changes.
Oh no that would be even worse
Me: "What's your favorite car?"
Why did you include a photo of a bucket of wallpaper paste?
The Camry! It's the #1 car in America!
It only has one freaking wing and zero control surfaces at the tail. Hellz no I won't fly in that thing, seems dangerous.
The earlier examples were like this:
I drove a 95' Miata for the past two years, my sophomore and junior year of college. I did get some ridicule, but easily quenched it by calling out my friends' driving skill or the fact that they didn't even own a car. What finally shut them up was seeing me drifting through campus in the middle of a blizzard with…
Where's the list item about trading your car in for a Miata?
Mega bass is NOT an option. Ever.
Speaking as someone who's worked on automotive ignition systems for two years... This article is utter junk. I'd be extremely impressed if someone with no previous car knowledge managed to even trip the starter on their car while following it.