For you, I shed a single tear. A moment of silence, everyone, for sneakypoo; the person who has never tasted a good Chicago-style pizza.

Everybody thinks cars are safe, but did you know that cars have literally a thousand ingredients in them? Shoes only have, like, five. Here's the complete list of the 1000 ingredients:

That's not a text, that's a phone call. You can clearly see the 'camera shy' contact avatar filling the top half of the screen.

That's not a text, she's answering a call from a contact with no picture. Look closer.

Video of a wagon rock-crawling. I like them; they're the buck-toothed sister of the FSJ.

If you've ever watched The IT Crowd, check out their corporate website. It's a completely in-character work of fiction, even letting you 'hack' into the employee-only section and request vacation days for random people. Last I checked, it was still up and running.

My '81 GL1100I Honda Goldwing (with a 1.1L V4 and 4 synchronized carburetors) gets close to 50mpg ridden hard across The Black Hills with two passengers, and the bike weights about 1200lbs with us and all of our gear. Of course there are larger engines on bikes now, but at the time, mine was about the largest bike on…

Okay, I'm a little ashamed to admit this, but I had no idea that BMW had ever made a car so beautiful. I'm really not a Bimmer guy at all, and have no knowledge of the cars, but that car is hawt. That seriously makes me want to like BMW a little bit more.

I wish I has a picture of it, but there's someone who used to live near me who had just that. It was an older '80s truck-nosed school bus that had been chopped to fit 4 4-wheelers on the flatbed, and the rest was converted into a camper. Not a bad setup, really. Especially if you were suddenly homeless.

Unfortunately, my internet connection is snail's pace and is incapable of playing YouTube videos, so I can't watch it, but I just want to say that the car is beautiful! I've never touched a Datsun, but if they were to bring back a roadster that looked like that, I'd seriously consider it in place of a Miata — and for…

In fact, now that I think about it, I'm probably the only Jalop reader who likes the Smart ForTwo. How can people love the 500 but hate the ForTwo? It's rear wheel drive!

Me. No matter how much I try, I just can't stand Fiat. I love Minis (old and new), and I love the classic beetle (used to own one). I love the Miata (had one of those, too), anything made by MG (any British roadster, for that matter)... I love tiny foreign cars, but there's just something cosmetically about the 500…

Same here. My wife, daughter, and I all live in a house that measures 24x24 on the outside. We've only got one large dog, but we've also got a cat and a 55 gallon reef tank. It's not huge, but it's big enough. The only 'space saving' thing we have is a stacking washer/dryer and a kitchen table that's really an…

The metermaidmobile kinda looks professional; like the owner condoned it. Notice how the windows, wheels, lights, etc are clean?

How do you then explain the 2,200+ rocket attacks in 2012? They have significantly reduced that number during 2013, thanks to all of their countermeasures. But hey, Israel's still the bad guy, right? I mean, the poor, innocent PA that launches an average of 8 terrorist attacks per day on civilian targets are the…

Don't ascribe to bravery what can more easily be explained with stupidity.

I used to live in a converted '66 school bus. This thing actually looks pretty nice. And it's a 'motor home'; a 'mobile home' is what Earl Hickey lives in.

"With a 210 HP OHV six-cylinder engine, Holden's ute could cruise at 65 MPH and return 30 MPG with a max payload of about 785 pounds."

But a pre-'98 Ford/pre-95 Dodge was larger. I had a headache rack that fit both older Ford and Dodge trucks (I used it on a '79, '81, '83, & '88 Ford, and an '89 Dodge), but was always about 3" too wide for a 71-92 Chevy. When I upgraded to a '99 F-250, I found the rack was 3" too wide for it as well. I'm guessing…

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