I think the idea is that poor sportsmanship should disqualify them from competing any further. Which, I dunno, I’m probably OK with that. One thing the world could certainly do without is further generations of hyper-competitive jerks.

Why did the military powers that be EVER think it was just fine to use off-the-shelf Chinese-made drones for sensitive operations without bothering to check their software and detailed construction? Especially with all the prominent stories about the insecurities on the “internet of things” this past year?

Let’s string a bunch of these together and start our own country!

I just use the Cooter line from Walmart. I think their liner in RimJob is almost an exact dupe for Mars Van Vooter’s Liquid Canvass.

And this is why, as a graphic designer, I absolutely refuse to design anything wedding related. Getting married seems to bring out the absolute worst in people.

Those are the times you wish you had a Hummer H1 - so you could ram that person’s car.

Thank you for holding down a job. I dealt with so many people who didn’t as a foster parent I got a bit jaded. But now for some hard truth:

All things considered, I think the transit of Earth and the moon from Mars in 2084 will be the show to see. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transit_of_Earth_from_Mars

Seriously, I advocate against killing and paid some guy a couple of hundred dollars to “relocate” 6 or 7 skunks, moving them from under my cabin to somewhere out in the nearby forest. But I would kill a pack of poisonous snakes that had taken up residence under the house, just like this brave old lady. Aren’t…

are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

answer: she’s a bad bitch.

I fancy driving my Tacoma through it, but it’s too narrow.

The people who criticize him for this decision are also the same people that can’t add if the sum is greater than 10, due to a lack of additional fingers.

I’m fine with this. Smoking is terrible, sometimes I wish cigarettes were banned outright. I smoked on and off from age 22 to 26, and many of my friends at the time were smokers. So many of them have struggled to quit for years, and regretted ever starting. I don’t know any smokers who are really happy that they’re…

Anybody who calls him “cowardly” is a fucking asshole. Sometimes depression is terminal.

While millions of refugee children/children of immigrants/etc. get ripped away from their parents and/or denied access to a country and healthcare that could *actually* help them. Fuck everything.