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1. Tears.

Baptist here. Fuck these people. They’re the most anti-Christ, anti-works, anti-goodness motherfuckers on the planet. These reactive, power- and cash-driven assholes all but drove me from the faith, and I have to believe that they’d have driven Christ to cleanse their temples with a fucking AK.

Southern Baptists are racist as fuck? Quelle surprise!

Pictured: God

Yeah, he really went out on a limb on that drive.

He’s lucky he wasn’t arrested on suspicion of trunk driving.

at least in prison he’ll be safe from the 20 million women that want to kick his fucking ass

Ah, Christian love!