Hmm, not sure I agree, let me check my math.

So sad.

Rosanne Cash and The Pistol Annies dropped new singles:

BULLTSHIT reporting. They’ve been doing this for years. Net neutrality was never an issue on mobile carriers, they have been shaping traffic for a long while. It was NEVER FCC policy to enforce net neutrality for mobile/wireless data. Only wired connections like dsl/cable.

Mormon barista?

Maybe he flunked out of med school, but kept the god complex.

Wow, that sure makes the job easy then! Is the pay good?

I’m a Christian Scientist pharmacist.  NO PILLS FOR ANYONE

Hippocratic Oaf.

Fuck that guy, fuck Walgreens, and fuck the law making it ok.

As a former SR-71 pilot, and a professional keynote speaker, the question I’m most often asked is “How fast would that SR-71 fly?” I can be assured of hearing that question several times at any event I attend. It’s an interesting question, given the aircraft’s proclivity for speed, but there really isn’t one number to…

Honestly the F350 is a better investment. Johny’s liberal arts degree (or psych or anthropology or any other “fun” program) isn’t going to get him a job any better than a barista. And if dad goes and has his fun, Johnny will have to take on an apprenticeship with the local Electrician, Pipefitter, or IronWorker union,…

Sorry, Johnny, you can’t go to college. Daddy needs a new F350 to commute to his accounting job, get 3 bags of mulch twice a year, and trailer his $35K Harley to bike week.

This is deep. Life is just a series of missed exits we can never return to.

Exactly! The reason I live in NJ is because I missed my exit before the bridge 20 years ago and you know, what are you going to do, right?

Ireland’s great Bluesman Rory Gallagher would have been 70 today.

DEFINITIVE DEADSPIN RANKINGS FOR THROWING SOUPS*:

He’s not the consommé professional, that’s for sure.

This whole thing could have been avoided had Smith just stepped back and taken a deep broth…