I need her to be done.

I love this so much. One of my favorite memories of my very Hispanic grandma is whenever we were trying to decide what to cook after a long day she would say “Let’s just keep it simple. We’ll make hoagies!” Big emphasis on the Ho sound!

Also, -my mom

While that sounds fun, I’m pretty sure his base would continue their support. Much like parents make excuses for their badly behaved toddlers. Meltdown on camera?Little Donny didn’t get a nap today.

Calm down Pippa. Your ass is fine. Everything is fine.

Vanished: The Tara Calico story

I kind of like how the tides have turned and everyone hates Kate now.

💯 %

Kiler? Wow.

Kiler? Wow.

HA! My previously sweet sister in law had 12 bridesmaids and I’ve never been able to ignore the hideous evil that lurks beneath since.

Slipperynipple here.

Why is that gander hotter than I am? He is slaying in that pic.

I mean it’s all nice and sweet as long as Brit doesn’t think she’s actually a talented painter. I can’t tell from the quote if she realizes this or not. It’s not any shade, I can’t paint either and I certainly can’t sing or dance or look like an adorable 90s icon on Instagram. She’s good at all but 2 of these...

He’s the Latino Brad Pitt. I’d hit it.

Why do good things happen to bad people?

I’m very upset (tm) because I can’t see comments on this post but I can see them on the McCain daughter story. Kinja!

Best way to describe why I love Halloween so much!

Ironically, I also achieved my Dick Cheney physique by “eating a lot of pies.”

Why does Cooper react to Cohen blurting out “Latinos”like it was something super embarrassing ? Maybe in coopers lily-white world being turned on by “ Latinos” IS humiliating? Weird.

I’m probably a garbage person, but I like it.