@Zool SD:

Is the calculator being used to program the vibrator's rhythm patterns? Cool!

@Zool SD:

@Zool SD:

@Zool SD:

"Is anything good going to happen next year?"

Re caskets: better to just rent your death instead.

@Drew Malzahn:

@proudesthokie:

@aegis1:

Needs a Smoke Scrubber Bong for indoor use. Instructions coming up, right?

@rockmanrotties:

@Keirmeister:

@Mosaick:

@taniquetil:

"Perfect citizen" — there's nothing like a good oxymoron!

@taniquetil:

I have unlocked my out-of-contract iPhone 3G and use it on T-Mobile with NO interference. The iPhone doesn't work with T-Mo's data network, but I knew that when I bought it (and it's T-Mo's fault anyway). I could get a MiFi to correct that problem if I wanted to.

@taniquetil:

Go to AT&T when you have a choice? Was that supposed to be a joke?