I can get by on four (since I work at home): sports bra, panties, shorts, and zories.

Too bad TSA charges so much for that "easy pass" system (or whatever they call it).

I wish I could have my "top ideas" in the shower! (Though, it might run up my hot water bill.) Instead, I get them in the middle of the night and then can't sleep.

@pouncep:

@tylerbrainerd:

@buff_man:

@pouncep:

@blowme5:

@Korrupt:

@Korrupt:

@Krrpt:

@Zhuzhu:

If you want to find the best speakers, just read Jesus Diaz's posts. He's an expert on this stuff, especially subwoofers.

@WestwoodDenizen:

@Parge_Lenis:

Trll bt pst, yt gn. Rs, dr sstr, hv yr pg vws bn dwn rcntly?

Be what Apple was.

Did you know that you can also run a car on water? Topeka it.

My asshole brother-in-law has a much more effective fart-operated remote control: he tells my sister that he'll fart if she doesn't get her lazy butt up and change to the channel he wants.

Has Bernie Madoff been nominated too?