For protection against explosive diarrhea?
Ummm... Listening to a planeful of phone chatterers for 13 hours straight—sign me up!
Hanging something by a single strand of thin wire? Bad, bad idea...
Talk about rubbing salt into the wound...
@Kints:
SousVideMagic TM-1500D PID controller, $159.50 postpaid ([freshmealssolutions.com] Not affiliated with the company, just a happy user. Obviously designed for sous vide cooking (which is what I use it for), but I don't see why it wouldn't work fine to control Silvia.
Fine by me. Internal antennas in cellphones are a truly stupid idea (says this electrical engineer).
@KamWrex: