Mitt Romney wishes he had binders of women like these dudes apparently have access to.
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Yes! Her face just bothers me. I don't know why. It's like she's constantly caught between a smile, a sneeze and a derp face.
Dumb. Don't they know Nirvana smells like teen spirit?
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They have to do that otherwise the cheese would burn since the crust has to cook for awhile.
It sounds more like you are poly-pizza-ual
Ah the eternal and silly pizza debate. In the end if you give me a slice of thin crust or deep dish or whatever, I am going to eat that slice of pizza. Plus, I'm likely to eat one or two more for good measure. I don't believe in limiting my love to only one pizza. I am bi-pizza-ual.
Lol that's awesome! I should also add he had white guy "dreads". AKA little baby dreads that were just sprigs of hair he obsessively kept twisting between his fingers. His one weakness was his hair and if he felt you were looking at it he would freak out and go what? what?! WHAT?!... does it look okay? stop looking at…
I wrote my Justin Bobby story, but I'm in the greys. Met him without believing it was him because he was/is a hairstylist. He's also a trustifarian and artist/musician. A really nice and likable guy. Who I didn't believe was actually Justin Bobby!!!! All because I thought the Hills had to have some nugget of actual…
In related news, I'm literally writing about solutions to pilling right now! (Well. Not RIGHT now because right now I'm commenting on Jezebel instead of finishing this week's cleaning column BUT it's right there in the outline I SWEAR.)(Why am I yelling so much??)
Cut to 6 years later. They both travel too damn much to see each other, he finds her to be difficult and flighty, she finds him stodgy and boring. They have a spectacularly dramatic divorce. She goes back to the stone hut and drinks.
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"Cross" is a baller name. The only thing that would make this cooler is if Cross were named after Christopher Cross and his middle name were "Sailing."
There is something profoundly heartbreaking about this, because while it's sweet that he has this imaginary safe space, it's a really bad sign that he's trying to will her into being rather than build that kind of rapport with an actual human person. It's like the Japanese pillow girlfriend thing, minus the self…
i live in brooklyn. this is a prime example of the kind of okcupid messages i get.
I lived in Brooklyn for a while and now I live in L.A. When I think back on all of the adorable, smart, successful guys that I kicked to the curb it kills me. Moving to L.A. made me realize that Brooklyn (and NYC in general) has a ton of attractive, EMPLOYED, smart and funny men. I think you just get spoiled when…
Hey all, avid vagina-enthusiast and lifelong penis-owner here.