More Ulyana Sergeenko, please (including coverage of her shows...)

"The beautiful thing about creativity at that age is it is brutal and unpolished, and not virtual.

There weren't that many, unfortunately. I didn't kick him out of my car, but I did judge him (along the lines of, "This loser is on Growing Pains and he thinks he can treat girls this way? Fuck him!!!") and avoid him at all the stupid clubs we went to in the early 90s....

Make it business like. Walk in and have an agenda, and a no-exceptions policy for those who try to undermine you. I walk in there with a purpose and make sure every day they know right off the bat what we will accomplish together. We move from one thing to the next when I saw it's time. I never have to play the warden…

Also, if you are calm, your cat will be calm. If you are anxious, your cat will be, too.

I know many people who have just convinced their psychiatrist to write the airlines a letter that their patient cannot fly without their companion animal in cabin. For some reason, airlines cannot say no by law, no matter what. All of these friends use these letters to fly with their dogs (large and small!) and cats…

In high school, I hung out socially with Leo DiCaprio. He was once with a friend in the backseat of my car, and out of nowhere, said, "You know what I want to do tonight? I want to FUCK." and his friend tried to save face by saying, "Nah, dude, c'mon! I respect girls!" And Leo responded, "I don't." My virginal ears…

Excellent suggestion!

Sorry, no.

Your godsend: Bioderma Créaline waterless "micellar" cleanser. Does the work of cleansing your skin really well, keeps your skin away from water. It seems like a toner, but it's a remarkably good cleanser.The dorm water probably stripped your skin of its naturally balanced acid mantle. Same thing happened to me in…

I believe so. I only ever did this once, with a different brand. Same outlet stores, though. I was just there last week—they have like 7 different sweater/collar combos. Worth a try!

Soooooo true. Could not be more true. Although, once you begin paying attention to little details that signal quality, you will find them in not so expensive items, too. Club Monaco uses a lot of divine finishing techniques in their production. You'd be surprised, every once in a while, Zara does too. But, in no way…

They have this at the J Crew Factory store in the Desert Hills Outlets for cheap. Tons of them, call them now!

This is all just to prove that the stylist is doing an amazing job. All the clothing on the show looks believable to me: totally nondescript, ever-so slightly cute pieces casually thrown together. But the labels (ALC, Steven Alan, Equipment, Band of Outsiders) are all what the actresses would want to wear IRL. The act…

Honestly, I understand when people just don't like certain foods and prefer not to eat them. It's when it's tinged with phobia and ignorance that it gets annoying. Try the thing you don't think you like, and keep trying it. If it makes you gag, okay, just don't eat it!

Best coffee milk substitute: CASHEW milk. It's creamy, neutral in flavor, delicious, and has none of the bitterness of almond milk. And you can make it from raw cashews without soaking them. You just blend 1 cup with 4 cups of water and strain (in cheesecloth or a mesh "nut milk" bag" available on amazon. Takes me all…

It's as though they tried (and failed) to use Apple's proprietary marketing algorithm here.

If that is indeed Julianne Moore, she's been, er, plumped up for the role. I've seen her plenty of times on the streets of NYC. While beautiful, she's angular and real looking. This either isn't her, or she got some sort of wonder facial or injections.

You didn't read my response. I was defending my own responses against your pooh-poohing of them my pointing out that there is a SCALE of reactivity. You are on the lower end, I'm on the higher end. I was never claiming to be the only misophone in the world.

Earplugs are my best friends! Especially on public trans.