A man I was dating once informed me that we were going to have "funsies" that night. I never did find out exactly what he meant, because I had to dump him almost immediately.

TEVAS. Do not forget Tevas. But yes. Those sandals will kill everything.

A variation on this story keeps happening to this jewess in Chicago. Kind of freaks me out. One guy blindsided me by letting me know he thought I had been "sent to him by the grace of god;" another incredibly gorgeous artist cyclist type told me that he knew when he met me, I would set him on the right path. All in…

Ew. A quick scrolldown in the comments reveals scores of people who "shat hard" after eating Big Macs, just like ye olde Aniston.

It's the aviators that REALLY put this outfit over the edge.

What is this offensive Anthropologie outfit from 1998?!?!?!? Simons has officially plunged Dior deep into the couture toilet. The entire collection is downright ugly, with no sense of proportion, texture, color, or respect for the body. And I admire the most avant-garde takes on proportion, texture, color, and body.…

I'm probably going to get skewered here, but I can't stand the schtick that Melissa McCarthy keeps getting hired for. Loopy, always yelling, finger-pointy, responsible for all the gags. She reminds me of that bossy, way too loud, now off-the-rails friend we all once had growing up. I'd love it if Feig completely…

I live about a block away, and know several people going to this wedding. Until I found out Prince was performing, I was all, "That's nice! That's so nice you are going to this huge wedding that's taking over and shutting down our main summer park!" NOW I'm thinking HOW TO CRASH THIS WEDDING at all costs! At the…

I live about a block from where this wedding is happening, which means, free Prince concert tonight, woohoo!!!!!

This is so unabashedly "valley."

I'd be willing to bet there are uneducated people out there who believe the world is flat today. My sister is 31 and believes we are living in the 20th century because 2012.

Ha! Well there goes my theory I based solely on myself out the window. We probably rubbed elbows on the drum and bass level, no?

I spent my high school years going to raves in abandoned warehouses in Compton. That's probably why I have no interest in watching a pale epigone of my 90s crazy!

I can't believe there is a cat cuter than my cat out there. Touché, Lil Bub. You win.

Love your story. I had an opposite upbringing—my parents totally sexualized me from a young age. I was always uncomfortable with the way my mother dressed me. Both of my parents urged me to wear skintight clothing and show off my boobs and butt, even in Jr. High school. Thankfully, I have no body issues now. I'm…

Cool... For what it's worth, '99 as when Steven Klein was building his career in a more artsy vein, using people cast right from the street. I hope you had fun—he's a creep! Those dogs!!!

I believe you. Which editorial was this? Was Hannelore involved?

My comment was to point out that NO ONE, including the models, gets paid. Everybody works for free. It's not like the models are treated differently from all the rest of the creative team.

Politically speaking, what Miley and Ke$ha are doing IS problematic, of course. They aren't just appropriating the culture of the historically oppressed, they are *mainstreaming* that cultural appropriation, which is the first step in normalizing it and making it socially acceptable. But: aesthetically speaking,…

To be fair, all editorial jobs are either unpaid (or very low paid—under $200) for everyone involved in the shoot—the hair, makeup, styling, photographer, etc.