What’s so scary, Barry? If he goes off the edge he’s just going to hover.

How else are you supposed to get 60pts? 20 3s? 30 free throws? Dude hit 44% after starting 0-5 from jitters. You gonna trust the rest of his garbage team to hit better than 44% in this game?

Figured there would already be some cynical Deadspin post on this. Yeesh. Get over it. Kobe Bryant was a great player. One of the best of all-time. There’s no way around it. Sometimes you should sit back, shut the f*ck up, and enjoy the game. Not everything needs some sh*tty article attached to it.

People may have hated him, mocked him, and statistically proved he wasn’t the “best” but no one can ever take away the excitement he generated whenever he had the ball. You always wanted the ball in his hands and when he failed, you never felt cheated. I'm going to miss his all or nothing approach to the game.

The amount of energy lazy people are willing to expend to be lazy is sometimes amazing.

And we are already off to a FLYING start.

why yes we do

Casey Affleck has zero sense of humor, Also, you simply do not fight Stephen Colbert.

This could easily lead to a cat astrophe

The backstory to this custom Camaro can be found on Jezebel with the title: “Evil boyfriend causes sweet young lady to get calluses on her hands from hammer”

Be able to rebuild your engine with crazy expensive parts is what a man has to do

Always some sort of drama happening with those Gilmour girls

I can sympathize, I never scored when I was in high school either :(

South Park can be fine in doses, but as a former fan (like most people back in my high school days, when the show first started airing, I thought it was this amazing, transgressive thing), I got really, really turned off at how so much of the point came to be to emptily poke at any sort of genuine, real-world social…

Well alright then. You heard it here first, everyone. Pack it all in, election’s over.

Not one fucking mention of Flint. An entire American city is being poisoned to death, but because a GOP governor could be to blame we should just talk about football.

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Death Magnetic is great. Their first great album since ...And Justice for All. Some would argue the Black Album was great, I think it was just good, and everything up to and including St. Anger wasn’t good. Death Magnetic is good old thrash.

Yeah I know St. Anger was pretty bad, but Death Magnetic was pretty good...

I mean... they can always go back and listen to the older albums...