Indianapolis Colts (2015) - team.

“That’s your picture on the front!”

I sleep in a racecar! Do you sleep in a racecar?

“Hey Lover, can I borrow the keys to the car? I feel like changing wigs. “

Can I borrow a feeling/

You’re doing it all wrong, you pay for the abortion with your food stamps then you trade the

Prosecutor: Where did the money go?

There’s kind of nothing better as an accent than Hayes Code era newsboy “Extry-Extry: read all about it!” gangster street urchin talk. Born on the wrong coast, 100 years too late. Tuberculosis and abject poverty be damned.

I saw myself out. No need to /s.

Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes: What’s the difference between mono and herpes?

John Oliver and Bud Light Lime. Still a better love story than Twilight.

Baby hippo: hello, woild! How do you do?! [shakes hand vigorously]

That cat is terrible. Why is it so moist?

We demand a renegotiation +1

Fuck fired, he needs to be charged criminally. This isn’t going stop unless we start charging malicious false arrests as what they are. Dude is a kidnapper.

Is it just me or is that T-Rex giving us his Din-O-face?

You rang?

It's ok. I understand the hate. The Steelers are the most successful franchise in the NFL. They beat down "America's Team" twice and it shoulda been a 3rd if it weren't for that gift of an interception in the 4th quarter of SB XXX.